*100 question quiz in cut*
So Friday was my day off.
*I woke up early. Refreshed [oppose to too late to go out, and too tired to enjoy it]
*Took mom out for lunch, it was cooked well and the service was a little slow but it was way busy and we had lots of time anyway so it was all good
*Went to the petstore and looked at puppies, and named the puppies and then left. We name things we have no intention of buying.
*She is oblivious to me being gay because she's like "oh well, sometimes pregnancy just happens, you have to be very careful" And I was like *cough cough um yeah...um...um!* For some reason she thinks I'd be a good mother but I think even if I'd be a horrible mother, she'd still want grandkids and well, she has a son for that and thats what I told her...but she didn't do the wait til I'm around a crowded mall before screeching out YOURE NOT GAY ARE YOU?!?!?!?!
*Then she took me to the trainstation because my gayboy was supposed to meet up with me...so I told her to go and I'd find him
*I called him but he wasnt going anymore but told me to go without him INCASE he could get there...
[thats seemingly a negative thing BUT I kind of did the old, carpe diem, and figured why wait for someone to be happy, I can have fun on my own]
*iPod therefore I am...or was that think..oh well, I enjoyed music on the train
*Got to Toronto, things were good, I went down to kensington market, and bought a V for Vendetta magnet
*Got a nintendo shirt for $10 regularly $20...I couldve got it for $7 if I bought 2 more shirts but like, why?
*Went to a store, and... nirvana on vinyl, omfg.
I didnt buy it but it existing did enough for me
*BOUGHT...A...BRIGHT EYES SHIRT!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! I've been trying to get shannon to buy me one of ebay for like 2 years but they only ever have mediums to bid on, and this is an XL and fits like a dream
*Sleater kinney shirts = not available in stores
but apparently the cutest sweetest bi boy was like "well, I just said, look, we have angry lesbians saying SLEATER KINNEY NEVER PLAYS HERE AT LEAST GIVE US SHIRTS!" So we got shirts..!
So now I have a shirt, and its off white and has a tree on it and its very autumny looking.
*FLIRTED WITH A LESBIAN! Okay so, theres street vendors and for like 5 months I walk by and smile and wait til I'm 20ft away and whisper rather hoarsely: "I think shes gay, omfg shes gorgeous, ack why cant I talk to her...oh yeah she'd think you and I were dating...cant have that" So, alone, I was all like, la la la...oh stuff for stretched ears, very nice, yeah I'm at 00...out of necessity I dont want to bother with actual literal measurements doh well... And she laughed and was all going on about whatever, and I was like OOH RAINBOW MITTS! And shes like "yeah something tells me you NEED your skillful fingers to not get frostbite or arthritus or fall off or whatever" And I was like *uh buh* and she totally helped me put the mitts on like I cant put mitts on? And...she was all being hilarious but probably not meaning to be, like yeeeeah you kinda gotta work your fingers into it like that *I was blushing and dying from innuendo*
and I was like just trying to think if theyd match my coat, theyre a little loud... And she said "Yeah but I bet you LIKE IT LOUD" (I TOTALLY DIED FOREVER/feel like I'm 14/bought the mitts and left to go giggle to myself)
*next time, I plan on buying the hat/alterior motive to go talk to her again
*I bought icecream, because my hands werent cold anymore
*oh I was dressed 'like not a trucker' as requested by my fag [no really hes mine, I have ownership papers] and he didnt even show up...but I looked good... Gay but femme? I dont know how it happened but it looked good.
*I bought a single long stem rose for my mom from a homeless man... My rationale?
I've seen beauty and the beast enough to realize
my 21st year is coming up, and that bad things happen when you turn away old beggar people when its cold and they have roses...ergo...buy the rose [half the petals fell of by the time I got home but she liked it anyway]
*Random lesbian asked me who the lucky girl was because I was dressed up and holding a rose and I was like, ITS FOR MY MOM!
And theyre like, not coming into tangos? I'm like, naw I got stood up by my boys so, next weekend maybe...
*BOUGHT A BOOK AUTOGRAPHED BY SARAH WATERS I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!!!
I COULDVE GOT AN AUTOGRAPHED 'tipping the velvet' but I own it not autographed... But I was like "fingersmith" UM..WHAT DOES..SIGNED..MEAN..IT..SOUNDS..LIKE..IT..MEANS..SIGNED.. and the guys like, yeah autographed.. And I was like uhbuhwhatuh?!
*And slept like 12 hours in my bright eyes shirt and boxers and woke up all merchwhored but happy cause I rarely spend $100 on myself without reason and today was my last hoorah before christmas shopping for people who arent me, so, thats all... plus I NEED mittens right?
My mom was kind of surprised that I didn't buy anything for anyone, cause she was like, doesn't this girl and that boy and this girl like the bands you could get shirts for? I'm like, meh. today was about me.
And shes like, yay shopping! AND THEYRE NOT BLACK OR TOO SMALL <3
See, mom likes coloured tshirts oppose to black, and well, awesome fun shirts.
I also bought beads for this cute tarzan looking boy named joel. He's got dreadlocks and cuteness. Hes my favourite. If he wasn't 18 and a boy, he'd be my boycrush. He prank calls people from inside the store.
And, then woke up refreshed and happy, went to work, didnt die of stress worked til like 11:30...got up 9AM TO WORK AGAIN! AHHHH! Today was MORE stressful but I survived. I'm also invited to Laura's wedding <3
And, also, called corby/stacy and theyre out with their band, so instead I talked to their mom for like 20 mins about kittens.
I cannot complain. I survived probably one of the top 5 busiest days at work. I'm psyched about life, and stress = a factor of life but thats reality, and well I figured out that being a happy little consumer whore is what a good capitalist is supposed to do and I feel good cause I bought junk <3
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